Let's pretend this never happened : (a mostly true memoir)
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New York : G.P. Putnam's Sons, c2012.
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318 pages : ill. ; 24 cm.
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For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris--Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives--the ones we'd like to pretend never happened--are in fact the ones that define us. In the #1 N ew York Times bestseller, Let's Pretend This Never Happened , Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor. Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel"; "A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband"; "My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking"; "And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane." Pictures with captions (no one would believe these things without proof) accompany the text.
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0399159010, 9780399159015

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In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband.
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APA Citation (style guide)

Lawson, J. (2012). Let's pretend this never happened: (a mostly true memoir). New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons.

Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation (style guide)

Lawson, Jenny, 1973-. 2012. Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (a Mostly True Memoir). New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons.

Chicago / Turabian - Humanities Citation (style guide)

Lawson, Jenny, 1973-, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (a Mostly True Memoir). New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons, 2012.

MLA Citation (style guide)

Lawson, Jenny. Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (a Mostly True Memoir). New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons, 2012. Print.

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