Nobody's perfect. I'm as close as it gets
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New York : Scholastic, c2013.
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Book
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120 pages : ill. ; 20 cm.
Rating:
5.0.
Status:
GCP Parachute Juvenile
J SERIES DEA v.3
Description
Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries!

The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny - but everything is another year dumber!

As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing."

(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

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Language:
English
ISBN:
9780545377645 (pbk.), 0545377641 (pbk.)
Accelerated Reader:
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Level 5.1, 2 Points
Lexile Score:
860

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Description
Jamie find out her friend Isabella has joined two extracurricular clubs that meet in the mornings. Isabella made her join them both also, but Jamie is beginning to feel competitive about her perfect future as opposed to Isabella's perfect future. She sees herself spending her time trying to sabatoge Isabella's plans.
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5.0.
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008 and up.
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4th-6th.
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APA Citation (style guide)

Benton, J. (2013). Nobody's perfect. I'm as close as it gets. New York: Scholastic.

Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation (style guide)

Benton, Jim. 2013. Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. New York: Scholastic.

Chicago / Turabian - Humanities Citation (style guide)

Benton, Jim, Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. New York: Scholastic, 2013.

MLA Citation (style guide)

Benton, Jim. Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. New York: Scholastic, 2013. Print.

Note! Citation formats are based on standards as of July 2010. Citations contain only title, author, edition, publisher, and year published. Citations should be used as a guideline and should be double checked for accuracy.
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